Anonymous said: The Wellington curse is real !! Harry's hand in Louis' waist! Best couple ever. They look amazing in a LQ pic wow. Sorry I'm just so happy lol
one day this is going to be HQ and I don’t know what to do about that
- ellen: so how are your girlfriends? zayn?
- zayn: go-
- louis: ELEANOR'S FINE SHES DOING GREAT
- ellen: okay please calm down I asked z-
- louis: SOMETIMES SHE MAKES TEA I BUY THE TEA I SUPPLY HER WITH TEA
- louis: AND SHE LIKES IT
- louis: MY GIRLFRIEND
- louis: ELEANOR
- louis: VAGINA
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.